THE BOSTON COLLEGE GAME

[Scene.]

Life: Hi there, Clemson fan, I've got something for you, something you've wanted for a loooong time!

Clemson fan: ZOMG! What is it??

Life: It's a brand new puppy! *holds up puppy* Your favorite kind of puppy, the breed you haven't had in years!

Clemson fan: *dancing* Oh man this is the greatest thing ever! I miss having a pet! This is going to be awesome! I will love him and hug him and pet him!

Life: That's sweet.

Life extends its arms, cradling the happy lil puppy, towards Clemson fan.

Life: Here you go.

As Clemson fan reaches towards the puppy, Life draws back, and in one swift motion snaps the puppy's neck. Puppy arfs, dies.

Clemson fan: WHAT THE HELL, MAN!?

Life then stabs Clemson fan in the balls.

Life: GOTCHA BITCH! HAHA! OH MAN YOU TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING A PUPPY BUT I JUST STABBED YOU IN THE YAMBAG INSTEAD! PWNED!!!1!

[End Scene]