Life: Hi there, Clemson fan, I've got something for you, something you've wanted for a loooong time!
Clemson fan: ZOMG! What is it??
Life: It's a brand new puppy! *holds up puppy* Your favorite kind of puppy, the breed you haven't had in years!
Clemson fan: *dancing* Oh man this is the greatest thing ever! I miss having a pet! This is going to be awesome! I will love him and hug him and pet him!
Life: That's sweet.
Life extends its arms, cradling the happy lil puppy, towards Clemson fan.
Life: Here you go.
As Clemson fan reaches towards the puppy, Life draws back, and in one swift motion snaps the puppy's neck. Puppy arfs, dies.
Clemson fan: WHAT THE HELL, MAN!?
Life then stabs Clemson fan in the balls.
Life: GOTCHA BITCH! HAHA! OH MAN YOU TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING A PUPPY BUT I JUST STABBED YOU IN THE YAMBAG INSTEAD! PWNED!!!1!
18 November 2007