26 October 2006

SHOWDOWN PT. 2

"I always hear people telling me that Willy Mac is the funnier poster, that he started the blog, that he owns a duck, and that I should get a duck too, yadda yadda yadda." - Chili

Ok, so what, I occasionally enjoy socks and sandals so that my feets don't freeze. It irks me now that momentum has shifted to Chili's side of the blog. Kudos to Chili for looking into getting a pet sloth, which he's said to me that he might actually carry through with when he goes back to grad school. But, I've got the inside track on something here sportsfans. Annexation of Puerto Rico on three... Ready... BREAK!


Chili eats Hello Kitty Pop-Tarts

Now what... does this make things awkard??

I'm not saying it's a bad thing, or that there's anything wrong with it... I just find it a little odd that Chili eats Pedo-Tarts. I mean, usually for breakfast I eat a raw steak with coffee grains and top it off by smoking a cigar. That's just cause I'm a man. Chili eats Hello Kitty Pop-Tarts accompanied from what I can only imagine is some sort of fruit juice in a sippy cup. Just think of that next time you read one of Chili's hilarious posts. The author of the post is a Hello Kitty fan by default. Revenge is a dish best served with a warm fruit middle after two minutes in the toaster.

Willy Mac: Do you enjoy them?
Chili: I do. Hello Kitty Pop-Tarts taste good.

I just don't know if I can trust a man that enjoys "Meow-Berry."
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5 comments:

  1. Chili10/26/06, 4:08 PM

    I'm not a Hello Kitty fan. I'm a Hello Kitty "Meow Berry" Pop-Tarts fan. There's a slight difference.
    And you claim to eat a raw steak with coffee grinds on it. You mean to say you eat whatever your girlfriend lets you eat.
    That, and you love fondue. Fondue.

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  2. Chili10/26/06, 4:14 PM

    the original AIM convo:
    Willy Mac: Frank Beamer's neck bubble posts as "anonymous" on DFIG
    Chili: LOL
    Chili: bravo
    Chili: so... if you eat hello kitty pop tarts before bed you'll dream about a 4some with 3 asian pornstars and then dream of living in a seaside spanish mansion
    Chili: just what i learned last night
    WM: ok
    WM: who
    Chili: who?
    WM: whoa
    WM: hello kitty?
    WM: what flavor
    Chili: pink
    WM: im on it
    WM: but hwy are you eating those in the first place
    Chili: 2 for 1 on 6-packs of pop tarts at publix, i bought 1 cinnamon, 1 hello kitty, the only other choice was unfrosted, and fuck that shit.
    Chili: i dont have a problem buying hello kitty pop tarts
    WM: lol
    WM: hahahahaha
    Chili: especially not now
    WM: meow berry?
    Chili: lol yeah
    Chili: did you google it?
    WM: Yeah
    WM: "berry" nice

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  3. Tom10/26/06, 5:07 PM

    Y'all are funny, and I mean that in a "funny" way...

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  4. Agent Orange10/27/06, 9:55 AM

    Wow...now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

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  5. Chili10/29/06, 8:28 PM

    WOAH WOAH WOAH. I just noticed that you said 'momentum has swung back to Chili's side of the blog' or something like that. When wasn't it on my side?
    Burn.

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