ELECTION '08

Some candidates offer you a formation. We offer you a play. What others may malign as a gimmick and possibly dangerous for exposed receivers we present to you as a daring change of pace that will keep the defense on its toes. The fresh influx of talent at skill positions and a new crop of linemen aching for the zone just begs for SCREEN FOOTBALL. If set up correctly it is a perfect breakout play. Don't believe the detractors. Running the ball every play is so 1980s. Welcome to the FUTURE.

The future.

The future.

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ELECTION '08

James Davis... ...CJ Spiller... ...Andre Ellington... ...Jamie Harper... names like these, in times like these, require decisive action. We need a formation we can trust. Would you trust your players' careers to some new-fangled "screen?" Ask Jacoby Ford what he thinks about that. The choice is simple. Stable. Old-school. Reliable.

Wishbone. For Clemson. For America.

It was good enough for Danny, it's good enough for me.




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