01 November 2006

A POST WITH NO NAME

Kudos

With a bit of a sexual twist... ??? Tom Selleck?

Slutty Halloween costumes

God, how much do I love this time of year? It’s a wonderful day that comes once a year where even the snobbiest of uppity freeze queens bares all and wears the sluttiest outfit they can find. Dear eight pound, six ounce, sweet Baby Jesus, thank you for Halloween and breastices.






The color purple
Well, it’s time to cut my losses and stop fighting it. I have to say this, it’s alright if the team wears purple every once in a while, just not ALL the fans. I have to admit, it may have been too much purple for some, but I thought it was awesome. I also thought that the hushed shock of the crowd when they first came out was awesome. I don’t think anyone saw it coming.





Clemson Gameday
That was by far one of the funnest things I’ve ever been to during my time here at Clemson. That was an amazing and I had a blast. From what I understand, Herbstreit, Corso, and Fowler absolutely fell in love with Clemson.






Duke
Come on guys, you’re like the lovable losers. I know you can pull one out against UNC at the end of the season. If not, I’ll be applying for the head coaching job at Duke for the football team. I mean, I won three nattys with them on Xbox.





Movember
November is Testicular Cancer Awareness month. Some crazy Aussies made it up. Support the cause by growing a mustache during the month of November.




Bad

With a not so sexual twist... Rob Spence?
Steven a Smith
Hey baby. Look at me, I’m Stephen A. Smith. Excuse me, do you know who I am? I said I’m Stephen A. Smith. Yo, HELLO? YO! I SAID IM STEPHEN A. SMITH. I’VE GOT AN OPINION. IM STEPHEN A. SMITH. EVERYONE ELSE IS STUPID AND I’M AWESOME. I’M STEPHEN A. SMITH.







Gamecock Gameday
Very nice. I was hoping that the Gamecocks would try and not be idiots, but that’s too hard for them. Way to represent our state and fuel an age old stereotype by waving 40 confederate flags on national television. I’m not saying I don’t disagree with the flag, I’m saying that it’s hard for Gamecocks to not be dumb. From what I hear, anyone who wasn’t wearing garnet or black and sporting a mouth full of dip was attacked both physically and verbally. Even the Gameday crew was treated terribly. Well, at least now they know who the better school in South Carolina is.


Whiskey bottles

Tommy didn’t deserve to get pelted and it’s a sad state when one Clemson fan can make the others look bad. I thought throwing shit at opposing teams/fans was a VT/WVU/Maryland thing? Not a Clemson thing.




Rob Spence

Just click here buddy.



8 comments:

  1. Willy Mac you really broke new ground with the Stephen A Smith shit. I think you took a really fresh new angle by picking on the fact that he yells a lot and thinks he's right, I've not seen anyone quite approach it like that.

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  2. Don't make fun of Rob Spence, didn't you read your bible? It says right there in Psalm 24:7

    "And lo, thou who throwest the skin of swine a distance greater than the length of three camels will surely be banished to the depths of hell, but the man who runneth straight ahead, no matter how many enemies may beseech(sic) him, he is the blessed one, who shall be greeted by the angels of heaven."

    It's right there before the part about the antichrist (Steve Spurrier).

    PS - I couldn't agree with you more about Stephen A Smith. I also despise Jim Rome. Fucking yanks.

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  3. Did anybody else at the VT game think that the "bottle throw" was completely unbelievable? There weren't any Clemson fans anywhere close to the team side and two VT fans were escorted out close by.... fishy??

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  4. yall are ridiculous..

    OiNK is an exclusive audio torrent site. you'll find anything and everything you can think of.

    plus, only the cool kids are invited...you want to be a cool kid, right?

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  5. I wanted to say one thing, I said they were wearing all purple in the GT game and no one believed me, I even wore a purple shirt. Ask Yeargin, I told him and he said no way. I think I even told you Chili, but at that point in the day you may have been a little too blitzed (forgive the football pun) to remember. Plus, what the hell happened to Tully, that picture looks like it was modeled after him, almost as if Trey and Matt (we're cool like that) knew him or something.

    -Sambo

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  6. Sam,
    I don't think you told me, I never got blitzed that Saturday anyway, it was too long of a day to go get blacked out. People on Tigernet had posted that we'd go in all purple, and one guy even was right on the money in saying we'd warm up in purple/orange then switch to all purp for the game.

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  7. worst post yet

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  8. im not really one to criticize too much but this post did stink.

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