Life: Hi there, Clemson fan, I've got something for you, something you've wanted for a loooong time!
Clemson fan: ZOMG! What is it??
Life: It's a brand new puppy! *holds up puppy* Your favorite kind of puppy, the breed you haven't had in years!
Clemson fan: *dancing* Oh man this is the greatest thing ever! I miss having a pet! This is going to be awesome! I will love him and hug him and pet him!
Life: That's sweet.
Life extends its arms, cradling the happy lil puppy, towards Clemson fan.
Life: Here you go.
As Clemson fan reaches towards the puppy, Life draws back, and in one swift motion snaps the puppy's neck. Puppy arfs, dies.
Clemson fan: WHAT THE HELL, MAN!?
Life then stabs Clemson fan in the balls.
Life: GOTCHA BITCH! HAHA! OH MAN YOU TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING A PUPPY BUT I JUST STABBED YOU IN THE YAMBAG INSTEAD! PWNED!!!1!
[End Scene]
more than accurate. In fact it's like the EKR peered into my soul.
ReplyDeleteI think I died a little bit when I read that.
ReplyDelete"Life then stabs Clemson fan in the balls."
ReplyDeleteNope, I wear steel underwear now. I learned after the first 5 times
>:^{
I think Clemson fans should adopt the Gamecock motto of "We'll Get 'Em Next Year"
ReplyDeleteGee How did I ever predict that this would happen?
ReplyDeleteWe lost a close game in the fourth quarter, we made some mistakes, and yeah, we lost. What do you gain by constantly criticizing us? You criticize us for failing to support the team, you criticize us for supporting them, and you criticize everything we say here. What's the point?
ReplyDeleteEnough with negative thoughts, Tommy has brought us back at least we are mentioned on gameday every week and we are building a strong program. I think that if we keep getting the recuits in we will eventually turn the corner. My main concern now is lets go beat the suck u, and for those idiots last night yelling at our players remember there are recruits at the game lets not run off the talent.
ReplyDeleteoh, like losing to two unranked teams in a row after being number 2 in the nation doesn't make BC look like chokers...
ReplyDeleteIf you had the misfortune of watching the game on TV. We didn't lose to BC, we lost Matt Ryan. Those guys would not shut up about him. Every other word was "Matt Rya."
ReplyDeleteI would not had been surprised if one of the announcers had said, "You know what, I'm just going to go down there and blow him."
On a sad note, I believed. I really did, and my balls are killing me.
I'm not just talking about the game, I'm talking about the past few decades. Clemson always folds, everybody knows it. The funny part is that y'all are the only ones in the coiuntry that think Clemson is actually a top tier program. Newsflash fer you stoopid rednecks: you're a 20-40 program, just like Virginia, Purdue, Cal, Oklahaoma State. Get used to it, and have fun in that backwards-ass s*hithole called Clemson, South Carolina.
ReplyDeleteOh, and have fun watching us in the ACC championship game. And if it's not fun for you, maybe try beating us next year. For once.
ReplyDeleteWe all already knew BC fans had little to no class. Angry Eagles just proves it. He better enjoy while he can because after Matt Ryan is gone, Clemson owns BC for the next 4 years. Ya one man team you!
ReplyDeleteThat's more like it, Angry. I'm glad you decided to retort with a slightly stronger showing.
ReplyDeleteAs a recent BC alumni, I can say without any doubt in my mind that "angry eagle" sucks the big one.
ReplyDeleteThat was a great game that could have been won by either team. Clemson is a strong program that makes the ACC a better conference more years than not. Not only that, but everyone that I have talked to from BC that went to the game said they had a great time. Seeing comments like those from "angry eagle" are embarrassing for a BC guy like me, but know that there are a heck of a lot more people who respect the hell out of the Clemson team, fans, and tradition.
Thanks Alex. Every team has their good fans and their embarrassing ones. It's unfortunate that the dumber ones tend to be more vocal.
ReplyDeleteThere were some BC fans that came over to our tailgating tent and told us we were without a doubt their favorite out of the other schools they had been to that year. They seemed pretty nice, but I've been to BC and for the most they are some *ss holes up there.
ReplyDeleteThe truth hurts. Bad.
ReplyDeleteThat pretty much covers it....
ReplyDeleteThat was a great game. I agree about the Matt Ryan love fest. My wife and I were going crazy with the homer announcers talking about how great Ryan was and how he was as good as Brady. We choked on the final drive. Other than that it was a much closer matched game than I expected. I'm surprised our receivers let us down on that final drive.
ReplyDeleteAngry is a cunt..point blank. I tailgated with some awesome BC Fans. We joked back and forth but it was all in fun. BC is a great team with a great QB...as is Clemson. both teams had their downfalls. Aside from Kansas and Hawaii, so has every single other team in the country (ask LSU and Oklahoma).
ReplyDeleteClemson fans who do nothing but bitch and gripe about the Tigers..GO FUCK YOURSELF! You are probably the same fans that line up to suck Tommy's dick when he is winning ya bunch of no class bastards.
As for the rest of us who's blood runs orange through the good and the bad, I raise my glass to how much class you showed at the game. Every BC fan I talked to commented on how great of a place Clemson was to enjoy some of the best football in the nation.
When its all said and done, this is just a GAME..this isn't war like some of you dumbfucks try to make it out to be. you're not gonna die if Clemson loses a game so get over your pathetic pitty party. have a great day!
True I'm a newcomer to the whole ACC football scene. But you guys ain't winning anything with Bowden as coach. And here's two reasons why:
ReplyDelete1)No discipline -- the team is constantly getting nailed for stupid penalties and that's a direct reflection on the head coach.
2) Special Teams -- Why should the ACC title come down to a soccer player with a football helmet on? With all the scholarship money Clemson has, it can't recuit one freakin' kid to kick a field goal? The rest of the special teams play ain't much better, and it's KILLED Clemson over the past couple of season. Again, it reflects directly upon the head coach.
rj collins, since your new to the ACC (BC fan I assume),I'll help you out.
ReplyDelete1) Point number one is right out the window,discipline. Clemson is one of if not the most disciplined teams in the ACC, if not in the nation. Check on/google graduation rates for top 25 teams in the nation as of Dec 19th. Clemson ranks #2 in the nation at 94%, just behind the Irish, and solidly in front, thats right, BC. These kids go to school for an education first and football second. I refuse to be in one poll and not the other. Tommy is doing a GREAT job. Round to Tommy.
2) Point number 2 has bee address and the kid is hurt. Rivals.com ranks Richard Jackson as the #3 kicking recruit in nation in 2006. He recieved offers from Southern Cal, UGA, LSU, Bama, and Texas A&M...Clemson got him. He kcked a 64 YFG, four yards short of a national record, his senior year. He is the first All American place kicker to come to Clemson since Chris Gardocki During the off season he injured himself and has been redshirted. Hence, Tommy going to the soccer team. Pretty good cherry pick of some random guy that has a carrer long this year of 52 yards. I say, good job Tommy.
One more thing, our recruiting classes have been top 25 the last three years in a row, when tommy came into town, Clemson was in the 60's.
I'm not sure what happened to the first comment regarding Richard Jackson. Generaly I said something along the lines of, "Richard Jackson's leg is the only weapon Chuck Norris can't defend himselg against"...blah blah blah, he's the greatest and went to Clemson.
ReplyDeleteWalker, I think by discipline the guy meant on the field discipline, not overall. You're thinking in terms of Gamecocks, not yellow flags.
ReplyDeleteMost of the penalties called on us in that game were BS so I wouldn't count them against our "discipline"...and the 9 or 10 holds that BC had that weren't called should be counted against their discipline. That was some shitriffic officiating.
ReplyDeleteshitriffic? LOL, can I use that?
ReplyDeleteLOL, this guy is still here.
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