Well, uh… yeah.
Yes, let’s go with either 1) a guy who has spent his lifetime on the west coast with zero familiarity with the Southern recruiting trail and no desire to leave the Pac-10 or 2) the guy who is successfully coaching at his alma mater with 0 restrictions on recruiting idiots or criminals, he’s sure to want to jump ship to come to Clemson and have his hands tied.
Actually, I’d rather not have to read these stupid fucking questions. Why don’t you make one of those folded paper fortune tellers like all the other middle school girls?
Sometimes I wish I could be this full of hope, bathed in the bliss of ignorance. When I read this post I just pictured the scene from Reservoir Dogs where Harvey Keitel keeps telling the shot up, bloody, and dying Mr. Orange “You’re gonna be okaaaaaay! Say it! You’re not gonna fuckin’ die!” Keep holding out hope, Mr. White.
How retarded are you to type this much drivel and not realize at least a couple sentences in that it is unadulterated garbage? No, no, I’m not talking about DSOT, I mean this post.
Yeah! There’s no way the HEAD COACH can be responsible for special teams, it’s just 1/3rd of the damned gameplan, not a big deal. He’ll fix everything in the off season, just like he did between last year and this one…. oh… wait. Also, you love him? Dude.
Blah, blah, I’m old. Queue the old “We don’t need games to get drunk” line.
Come to think of it, the two guys have a lot in common.
I don’t know, the guy did coach WILLY KORN, this poster might be on to something.
Basically, for Bowden to stay, most people want him to win out, make them breakfast for a week, and give them a homemade coupon book for massages and chores around the house, fair trade I think.
My friend Biff once told me about a kid he met while counseling at summer camp who told him “Everything Kenny Loggins touches is gold.” Such knowledge and insight from children is always startling and heartwarming to hear.
The following posts are how most Clemson fans are feeling.
Done and done.
Unfortunately there’s a lot of truth to this statement, at least in regards to the administration. As always, money talks, and if the major donors want Tommy out it won’t matter what TDP thinks.
I know a slogan bantered about by a lot of people is “We’re Clemson, we’re better than that,” but I’d sorta love to not be for a couple years. I echo this guy’s sentiments almost 100%.
Want to know how DFIG feels about this Tigers team? This is it, verbatim.
THE GREATEST POST EVER
I now present you the greatest post in the history of Tigernet. Yes, that’s an ELO reference at the end. Somewhere in
What kind of magical intoxicant is cheetos boy on???? I want some.
ReplyDeleteI told those idiots on there before the season that we would go 5&7;6&6 at best and they said I was crazy.I just wish I hadn't been banned from there just so I could say,"I told you so!" Cowher 4 Coach 2008
ReplyDeleteThey banned you for saying we wouldn't do better than 5-7?
ReplyDeleteAlso, jason, in the words of Sean William Scott from Old School, "That's awesome! Yes!"
Damn - one more less than stellar performance in a row and you know what's next- a freakin' touchy feely moment where someone (probably the coaches' wives club or something) will start saying, "We Believe!" and that shit will be made into t-shirts, printed on banners and baby bibs. That shit always happens at USCe when we have a shitty run of luck.
ReplyDeleteWas the one poster that said TB can;t be blamed for special teams because he can;t keep his eye on every little detail (like special teams) really his wife, like the Fran's wife supposedly did at A&M?
(sorry for the long post)
IF THAT WAS TOMMY'S WIFE, SHE SHOULD BE FIRED TOOOOO!!! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Bobby Patrino is getting run out of Atlanta, might be a good fit since Clemson is getting pass happy, Hell who knows get Patrino and keep Vic Koening we would have a good shop at going to the next level.
ReplyDeletePetrino is a poseur. I've lived through petrino ball, and it's nothing to be proud of.
ReplyDeleteGood job guys on the DSOT series. Love reading idiocy from time to time.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Sean Payton is on the hotseat this year? I'm kinda warming up to him. Coached college and NFL, and is fairly young (44)
There really are things in this world besides football. Clemson football sucks. I have accepted this reality. Tigernet needs to get laid.
ReplyDeleteTully it was because you're the only person our age who has the ELO greatest hits CD.
ReplyDeleteEEEEVULLLL WOMUNNNNNN
Not true, I stole it off oink, but that's only because I went download crazy during the summer downtime.
ReplyDeleteWilly Mac - we'd like to talk to you about that.
ReplyDeleteHi, you've reached the answering service of [Willy Mac], he's not here right now, but if you leave your name and a message he will get back to you when he returns.
ReplyDeleteNah,they didn't ban me because of my negativity about our chances this year.When I kept bashing Tammy one of his worshippers said,"I smell a coot!"Well,to that I responded,"The only reason you smell a coot is because your wife forgot to wash good."Well,the next day I couldn't log into their chat room.What a bunch of Tammy worshipping communists.
ReplyDeleteThis feeling you speak of . . . this despair that leads you to leave a game early, and want to fire the coach. It's called TWS, Tommy West Syndrome.
ReplyDeleteTWS occurs when you win and feel like you've lost and/or when you lose and feel like you got kicked in the nuts.
Lawtonfunk - TWS must be a regional name. Down in Colatown, it's called the Chicken Curse. I halfway expect to see symptoms flaring up like herpes in Chapel Hill this weekend. Shit gets bad when Tigers are in a slump and the Cocks are seemingly riding high. Bam! Next thing you know, your girlfriend (poll voters) seea the pox on your pecker and breaks up with you.
ReplyDeleteHey, outofconference: that was completely incoherent. Next time, to paraphrase an irritating country song, "if you drink don't post, do the watermelon crawl..."
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