WILLY KORN DID NOT PLAY AGAINST NC STATE.... OR DID HE?
I HAVE WATCHED THE TAPE OF THE GAME LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF TIMES TO MAKE SURE WHETHER OR NOT KORN PLAYED. I MEAN, WE WON BY A TON AND RACKED UP LIKE A BILLION YARDS OF OFFENSE, SO HE HAD TO PLAY... RIGHT? I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN HIM GO IN THE GAME BUT I AM MESMERIZED BY HIS POISE AND STAMINA IN A PLAY RELAYING CAPACITY ON THE SIDELINES.
THERE ARE RUMORS THAT KORN HAD A SEPARATED SHOULDER AND THIS IS WHY HE DIDN'T PLAY BUT I'M PRETTY SURE HIS ARMS ARE MADE OF SOLID PLATINUM, OR MAYBE ADAMANTIUM LIKE WOLVERINE. ONE OF THE TWO DEFINITELY, IF NOT A COMPOSITE OF BOTH.
EKR.... OUTTTTTTT
EKR! EKR! Korn is resting, waiting like the mighty squid waits before all his tentacles shoot out and rips apart his prey. That's right; Korn has more than two arms. He keeps the others performing isometric exercises under his jersey, getting ready to unfurl them at a moment's notice and whup ass on any Clemson opponent. Yeh, Korn shall smite them mightily. Long live EKR!!!
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ReplyDeleteTears of joy stain my face.
ReplyDeleteEKR all over the place.
I heard that at practice today Korn beat Jacoby Ford in the 40. The amazing feat is that Ford was sprinting while Korn was backpedaling and eating a sandwich.
ReplyDeleteYea-I heard that too,but I heard he was doing bicep curls with 100 lb dumbells with each of his other arms.
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