Would you like some fatted pork product with your morning wood?Have you ever thought to yourself, "My morning routine would greatly benefit from the addition of pork products delivered bedside immediately upon my awakening?" If so, then the Wake n' Bacon is for you. Ed Orgeron loves giving these as gifts and has a custom king size edition that grills 3 lbs. of thick cut bacon and emits an alarm with the aid of 4 air horns. He also has the wristwatch edition, which looks a lot like a small Foreman Grill with a watch duct taped to the lid.
It's BACON!!!!
I love bacon so much, I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
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