15 September 2006

So what? That kid probably had it coming

I just found this gem and had to share it. My favorite line from this article is definitely this one: "Reese's father, Keith Sr., testified that Downs acknowledged after the game that he did something 'ignorant' and confessed to the deed. When Downs called the elder Reese a liar during his testimony Wednesday, Reese shouted back 'You're a liar,' prompting the judge to restore order." All I can think about is the Adam Sandler movie (can't think of the title, please post answer in comments) where he says "Your ah liyah!" Extra points for actually paying the kid $25 to hit the retard. Great stuff. In other news, Arnold takes this as a sign and starts a war on mental disabilities with his new plan (pictured below)

Arnolds plan to save the gene pool... fuck, I'm going to hell. I've got to be pushing
the envelope a little too far here.

4 comments:

  1. "Downs" huh? irony anyone?

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  2. This may be the weirdest 30 minutes of football I've seen in a long time. 14-9, hope you guys are enjoying the game and never attempt a placekick again.

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  3. i DID pick Clemson, too bad Notre Dame and Army had to go and fuck up my 12-team parlay...

    $10 all you can drink!?! gah, lookin forward to an away game in an actual college town (San Antonio - about $6 a drink)

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  4. I know ya did pick em, I'm just saying I toldya so.

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